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omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

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• police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!!!
• me: not with that attitude

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